Drywall Eating Simulator

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Aren t you tired of being nice Don t you just want to bite something The Struggle Is Real Drywall Eating Simulator is a physics-based3 D adventure carefully constructed to simulate the delights of late capitalist life Engage in small talk hit your KPIs and maximize value for shareholders And when you can t take it anymore you go and eat some drywall Wall Buffet Peek into your neighbor s apartment navigate a retail nightmare or schmooze your way through a pretentious art gala Where there s a will there s a way and where there s a way there s drywall Smash through walls not just to clear a path but to cope the only way your body knows how Small Talk is Overrated Annoying tech bros gamer rivalries and strangers constantly feel the need to overshare Every interaction will raise your stress level Your patience Gone But you know what s always there for you I ll give you a hint it rhymes with schmywall But Like...Why Drywall Why not drywall Life is filled with everyday pressures and stressors Your boss is a nightmare your friends keep ghosting you politicians are driving you nuts but not drywall Drywall doesn t ask questions it doesn t gossip it doesn t judge you and it doesn t bore you to death with small talk It crumbles only when you need it to And in that crumble you find yourself or at least find a tasty distraction.Features Discover the delights of late capitalist drudgery Multiple levels with a colorful cast of fellow humans to talk to Delicious drywall But also Avoid various nosy NPCs trying to get up in your business Don t let your anger get out of control Keep your secret safe Drywall Eating Simulator is a work of fiction Please do not try this at home you will probably damage your teeth

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